Winter court dress code: soft, garment-dyed, faintly subservient.
Slip this on before the morning walk and Queen Biscuit will accept it as the uniform it clearly is. The ring-spun cotton is garment-dyed for a lived-in softness that suits a working palace, and the kangaroo pocket swallows keys, bags, and the emergency biscuits the Crown insists on. You carry. She reigns. The system works, and nobody at the dog park needs to be told who signs the treat orders.
- Comfort Colors 1467, 100% ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Relaxed unisex pullover fit, S-3XL
- Kangaroo pocket for keys, bags, and biscuits held by decree
- Queen Biscuit across the chest, right where the treat schedule lives
Order yours in the size that hides the most treat crumbs. The Queen respects efficiency.
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