Count Purrcula Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt | Count Purrcula T-Shirt

He does not sparkle. He judges. You wear the evidence.

Count Purrcula keeps the night court hours you already keep: 3 a.m., prowling, fully awake, radiating aristocratic disapproval. Cape, fangs, and impeccable posture, printed front and center on a shirt that will outlast your sleep schedule. The sunny spot by the window is his. The coffin joke is his too. Machine wash cold, because even the undead shed.

• Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, 100% cotton, 5.3 oz
• Unisex classic fit, sizes S to 3XL
• Double-needle hems, tear-away label
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Order yours before he rises at dusk and finds the closet empty.

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