General Floofington Lightweight Pullover Hoodie | General Floofington Hoodie

Report for duty in regulation comfort.

The General’s uniform policy is simple: soft, roomy, and comfortably wrinkled by eleven a.m. This garment-dyed pullover passes inspection on all three counts, and the kangaroo pocket has cleared more contraband parsley than any pocket in palace history. The olive-jacket portrait on the front reminds visitors who actually runs security around here, which is the rabbit, and always was.

• Comfort Colors 1467, 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for a broken-in softness the General approves by proxy
• Relaxed unisex pullover, S-3XL
• Kangaroo pocket, cleared for keys, bags, and medal polish
• Full Floofington portrait, decorated and on duty

Enlist in your size and let Floofington handle the paperwork, which he nap-dictates anyway.

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