Queen Biscuit Ceramic Mug | Queen Biscuit Mug

Tea at four sharp. The Queen takes hers with a stern look at your coffee.

Queen Biscuit presides over every morning from the mug shelf, all gold crown and burgundy cape and zero patience for a staff member who sleeps in. Fill it, sip it, and know that somewhere across the kitchen a corgi is timing you. The bold portrait stands up to daily dishwasher cycles, which is more than Her Majesty’s patience can honestly claim. Miss the four o’clock mark once and the cold stare from the counter will correct your schedule permanently.

• Glossy white ceramic, available in 11 oz or 15 oz
• Comfortable C-handle built for staff hands
• Dishwasher safe, though the Queen prefers hand washing performed by you
• Microwave safe, because tea waits for no monarch
• Lead- and BPA-free

Choose your size, 11 oz for the modest and 15 oz for long shifts on palace duty, and let the court assemble.

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