Baroness Pounce Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt | Baroness Pounce T-Shirt

Airborne since 3 a.m. and holding the altitude like a title.

The Baroness does not walk into a room. She arrives by launch, ears back, fully committed to the theory that the feather toy struck first. History will record otherwise, but history is not on the pounce court’s payroll. This shirt is for the human she permits to hold the feather toy. Wear it while she judges your reflexes from the bookshelf, then explain to houseguests why the curtains look like that.

• Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, 100% cotton, 5.3 oz
• Unisex classic fit, S-3XL
• Tear-away label, no scratchy tag to negotiate over
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print
• Baroness Pounce mid-launch, entirely certain of herself

Get one in her honor, then hold very still when she lands on you.

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