Queen Biscuit Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt | Queen Biscuit T-Shirt

Your position in the household, now printed where everyone can read it.

Queen Biscuit has never lost an argument, a race to the treat drawer, or a staring contest, and this shirt makes your allegiance official. The unisex Gildan fit survives cold washes and low-heat drying, the only care routine a busy palace can realistically commit to. Wear it to the dog park and watch other staff members nod in quiet, dignified solidarity.

• Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, 100% cotton, 5.3 oz
• Unisex classic fit, S-3XL
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print – Her Majesty dislikes creased portraits
• Queen Biscuit front and center, holding court on your chest

Grab one in your size and take your rightful place in the royal entourage.

PetsInDreamland – where the pets run the house and you’re just staff.