General Floofington Ceramic Mug | General Floofington Mug

Coffee first. Campaigns after.

General Floofington runs his campaigns from this mug’s immediate vicinity: the counter, your elbow, the warm patch beside the kettle. Fill it and the morning briefing begins with a long stare, one thump of a lop ear, and a requisition for a second breakfast you did not budget for. He cannot read the clock, but he is always right about it. Microwave and dishwasher safe, for staff convenience and court hygiene. The portrait is bold enough to identify from across the kitchen, which is exactly how far away the General stations himself while judging your pour.

• Glossy white ceramic, 11 oz or 15 oz
• C-handle that fits a staff member’s grip
• Dishwasher safe, because officers delegate cleaning
• Microwave safe for reheating interrupted briefings
• Lead- and BPA-free

Pick your size and report for morning briefings, effective immediately.

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