General Floofington Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt | General Floofington T-Shirt

Enlist under the floofiest command in the royal guard.

Somewhere in your house, a lop-ear rabbit with a chest full of nap medals is watching you fold laundry, and this shirt finally acknowledges the chain of command. Heavy cotton in a classic unisex fit, washed cold and dried low, the way regulation laundry gets done around a decorated officer. Expect salutes from other pet people and total, principled indifference from your actual rabbit.

• Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, 100% cotton, 5.3 oz
• Unisex classic fit, S-3XL
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• No ironing directly on the print – medals are to remain shiny
• General Floofington across the front, decorated and watching

Take one home in your size and consider yourself officially conscripted.

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