Emperor Nibbles Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt | Emperor Nibbles T-Shirt

Rule one of the seed throne: nobody eats before the emperor.

Emperor Nibbles commands an empire of unlimited snacks from a golden regalia and a tiny scepter, and you are the staff that keeps the treasury stocked. This tee puts the smallest monarch in the house at full scale, which is exactly how he sees himself. Bow politely, keep the sunflower seeds coming, and never let the supply chain slip, because he holds audiences about that sort of thing. Machine wash cold, and keep the iron away from His Majesty’s face.

• Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, 100% cotton, 5.3 oz
• Unisex classic fit, sizes S to 3XL
• Double-needle hems, tear-away label
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Wear it with pride. That is the whole job.

PetsInDreamland – where the pets run the house and you’re just staff.